Notch Simulator For Mac

Not everyone loves the notch on the new MacBook Pro, but it's certainly a distinguishing feature. So what if you want to be one of the cool kids, but you don't have any more kidneys to trade for the latest MacBook? Well, you fake it!

Notch Simulator is a revolutionary app that brings the 2021 MacBook Pro's best and most coveted feature to all other MacBooks (or any Mac, really). It can even simulate a camera, some tape to cover said camera, and a giant notch for real mad lads.

You love your Touch Bar, your double-typing butterfly keyboard, and all things Intel. You don't need Apple's new processors, industry-leading performance, or ludicrous battery life. But oh, do you want that notch. It's just distracting enough to remind you that you're better than all the other peasants, and you must have it.

Well, lucky you. Just download Notch Simulator, fire it up, and enjoy your now notched screen. You didn't need that part of the menu bar anyway. If anything, it helps you avoid distractions from icons near the middle of the status bar, since it just covers them up.

What if someone asks where the camera on your totally legit notch is? No worries, you can fake that as well. What if it's supposed to look like it's on? Fake it. But what if someone asks why you have two cameras, since your sad old MacBook already had one in the bezel? Smack them.

You can't trust anyone nowadays, not even the fake camera in your fake notch. What if hackers find a way to make it a real camera and spy on you? Well, just slap some Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Notch Science Heavy Duty Super-Blocking Super Tape™ on it and stop worrying about anything other than your crippling insecurity.

You can make the notch five times larger, enough to cover a good chunk of the menu bar and desktop, and almost big enough to fill that void in your heart. All Apple fanboys within 100 yards will promptly smash their MacBooks and switch to Windows.

There you have it. Scientific proof that notches are good for you. If you already have a 2021 MacBook Pro with a notch, another notch can't hurt. And if you have a Mac mini, you'll have the first ever notched external monitor. Just get the app.