14 DAY TRIAL // The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4.4.0 is now available on iPhone and iPad and, for those of you already playing the game, Krusty is reopening Krustyland and he needs an employee.
Actually, Krusty needs a sucker who is willing to rebuild it, “for free and with little thanks,” according to Electronic Arts.
In this new content update you’ll build your very own theme park featuring rides, games, mascots and quests, and raise your Krust-O-Meter to attract more customers.
Over 40 rides and games are available in this new release, including a nauseating Death Drop, a pain-inflicting Tooth Chipper that promises to keep dentists in business and Mt. Krustmore.
New mascots are available (Itchy, Scratchy and the short-lived Poochie), as well as new quests.
“Will Krustyland be a lucrative enterprise or will Krusty’s profits plummet faster than the Death Drop? Will Lisa’s romantic interlude last more than a few missions? Will Bart’s desire for danger result in theme park carnage? Update now and find out,” says EA.
The game’s free, so you have nothing to lose. Unless, of course, you hand it to the children with the in-app purchase setting on.